Total Toxic Load Assessment

Your labs say normal.
Your body says
otherwise.

You are not crazy. You are not imagining this. The gap between your bloodwork

and how you feel is not in your head, and it is not aging, and it is not stress.

It is a load.

The TOX Assessment is how we find what is in it.

Watch the 3-minute explainer below before deciding.

Total Toxic Load Assessment

You eat well.

Your labs say fine.

You are not fine.

You have been to multiple doctors. Tests come back normal. Yet you feel anything but. The brain fog. The fatigue. The stubborn weight. And when you tell your doctor how bad it is, "just stress," "just aging," "it's genetics," or worse "all in your head."

if you are Experiencing...

Brain fog

Stubborn weight gain

Inflammation

Skin issues

Bloating or IBS

• Crushing fatigue

• Hormone disruption

• Poor sleep

• Thyroid dysfunction

• Nothing has worked

The Problem You Are Living With

You eat well.

Your labs say fine.

You are not fine.

You have been to multiple doctors. Tests come back normal. Yet you feel anything but. The brain fog. The fatigue. The stubborn weight. And when you finally tell your doctor how bad it really is, "just stress," "just aging," "probably in your head."

You May Be Experiencing

Brain fog mid-sentence

Stubborn weight gain

Unexplained inflammation

Skin issues

Gut disruption

"Normal" lab results

• Crushing fatigue

• Hormone disruption

• Poor sleep quality

• Mood instability

• Thyroid dysfunction

• Nothing has worked

then you have probably

already tried this...

You uploaded your labs to ChatGPT. You opened Apple Health and looked at the chart. You ran your symptoms through Perplexity Health and read the summary. You searched a functional medicine app for what they say causes brain fog or weight that will not move or hormonal collapse.

None of those tools told you why your hormones are off, why your gut is inflamed, and why your nervous system has been stuck in fight-or-flight for years. They could label your symptoms but they could not connect them to the toxic candle on your nightstand, the emulsifiers in your protein bar, and the effects of people-pleasing since you were six.

TOX is a Total Toxic Load Assessment that no single doctor can explain.

If this sounds familiar

You have probably already tried this.

You uploaded your labs to ChatGPT. You opened Apple Health and looked at the chart. You ran your symptoms through Perplexity Health and read the summary. You searched a functional medicine app for what they say causes brain fog or weight that will not move or hormonal collapse.

None of those tools told you why your hormones are off, why your gut is inflamed, and why your nervous system has been stuck in fight-or-flight for three years. They told you what your numbers were. They could not connect them to the candle on your nightstand, the emulsifiers in your protein bar, and the part of you that has been people-pleasing since you were eight.

The TOX Total Toxic Load Assessment is the integration none of those tools can do. The data sees one domain. We see all three.

meet TOX... Detective tox

An Ai Agent trained to investigate the hidden culprits.

PILLAR ONE

15-18 mins.

The Body

We begin with a comprehensive assessment of fifteen domains: thyroid, inflammation, blood sugar, hormones, digestion, sleep, energy, cognition, mood, autoimmune, allergies, pain, skin, cardiovascular, metabolic. If you have recent bloodwork, you can upload it here (optional!)

WHAT THIS PRODUCES:


Your current bio-terrain map. Which systems are under pressure, which are compensating, and which symptoms point toward specific drivers.

PILLAR TWO

18-20mins.

The Home

TOX then takes you on a room by room hunt for harmful compounds: Phthalates, Parabens, PFAS, VOCs, Heavy metals, or Mold mycotoxins in the brands you use. Even if you buy all organic, this will verify no green washing and confirm you can trust the brands you love.

THE COMPOUNDING EFFECT MOST ASSESSMENT MISS:


When five or more moderate exposures hit the same biological system at once, bioaccumulation of daily exposures stack up and become critical health concerns.

PILLAR THREE

12-15 mins.

The Food

A real conversation about what is on your plate, where it came from, how it was cooked, and what was added. We look for: inflammatory triggers, high-heat cooking compounds, emulsifiers that erode the gut mucus layer, seed oil oxidation, mercury and microplastic exposures. Conventional pesticides create a cocktail effect of toxicity.

YOU WILL LEARN:


Which foods are depleting your energy and quietly sabotaging your health

PILLAR four

10-15 mins.

The Mind

My favorite section and often where the deepest drivers are. This pillar uses Internal Family Systems, polyvagal theory, and ACE correlation to identify the protective patterns running in the background and connect them to the physical symptoms you are experiencing.

THE SCIENCE:


Chronic nervous system states have specific physiological signatures. Sympathetic Hijack. T3 Blockade. Cellular Danger Response. Dorsal Shutdown. Cytokine Signaling. The field of psychoneuroimmunology has thirty years of research showing how these mechanisms shape inflammation, hormone function, and immunity.

THE METHOD

A four-pillar investigation,

conducted in one sitting.

Each pillar is a clinical lens. Together they produce the picture no single lens produces alone. You can pause and return to your assessment at any point.

PILLAR ONE (15-18 mins.)

The Body

We begin with what your body is already telling us. If you ha ve recent bloodwork, you upload it and we read it. We then walk system by system, fifteen domains in total: thyroid, inflammation, blood sugar, hormones, digestion, sleep, energy, cognition, mood, autoimmune, allergies, pain, skin, cardiovascular, metabolic.

WHAT THIS PRODUCES:


Your bio-terrain map. Which systems are under pressure, which are compensating, and which symptom clusters point toward specific drivers. No bloodwork required to begin. The symptom picture tells its own story when read carefully.

PILLAR TWO (18-20mins.)

The Home

You name the brands you actually use, room by room: shampoo, deodorant, lotion, makeup, candles, laundry, cleaning products, cookware, water source, mattress. Each product is screened against research-linked compounds. Phthalates. Parabens. PFAS. VOCs. Heavy metals. Mold mycotoxins.

THE TWO SCORING FRAMES MOST ASSESSMENT MISS:


First, bioaccumulation. Separating compounds your body clears in days from compounds it stores in fat tissue for years. Second, the Mixture Effect. What happens when five or more moderate exposures hit the same biological system at once. Five moderate exposures stacked is not five moderate problems. It is one critical one.

PILLAR THREE (12-15 mins.)

The Food

A real conversation about what is on your plate, how it was cooked, where it came from, and what was added to it. Photos welcome. We look for inflammatory triggers most assessments miss. High-heat cooking compounds. Emulsifiers that erode the gut mucus layer. Seed oil oxidation. Mercury and microplastic patterns. The pesticide cocktail effect.

WHAT YOU WILL NOT GET HERE:


A diet plan to follow. A list of foods to fear. Moralizing about animal products. Wins are named when they exist. The point is accuracy and mechanism, not alarm.

PILLAR four (10-15 mins.)

The Mind

The layer most assessments do not touch, and often where the deepest drivers live. Using Internal Family Systems, polyvagal theory, and ACE correlation, we identify the protective patterns running in the background and connect them to the physical symptoms they are driving.

THE SCIENCE (BRIEFLY):


Chronic nervous system states have specific physiological signatures. Sympathetic Hijack. T3 Blockade. Cellular Danger Response. Dorsal Shutdown. Cytokine Signaling. The field of psychoneuroimmunology has thirty years of research showing how these mechanisms shape inflammation, hormone function, and immunity. This is not metaphor. It is measurable.

what you recieve

Two deliverables. One investment.

INCLUDED

Your personalized report

A full written PDF, delivered to your inbox, built specifically from your assessment.

Body, Home, Food, and Mind findings

Cross-domain synthesis

Root cause breakdown

Two personalized mantras built in your words

INCLUDED

Your one-on-one Review Call

A deep conversation with Dr. Nikki, to review the report and design a path.

Dr. Nikki reads your report before the call

She walks you through what she sees

Connects the threads you may not have linked

Helps you decide what to do next

Tox will provide the low hanging fruit for you to address right away. If ineeded, Dr. Nikki will share about the Conscious Kitchen Method or refer you to someone who could support you.

what you recieve

Two deliverables. One investment. No upsells.

INCLUDED

Your personalized report

A full written PDF, delivered to your inbox, built specifically from your assessment.

Your current reality, in your own words

Body, Home, Food, and Mind findings

Cross-domain synthesis

Root cause breakdown by percentage

Two personalized mantras built from your words

INCLUDED

Your one-on-one Review Call

A real conversation with Dr. Nikki, included. Not an upsell. The call is where the report becomes a path.

Dr. Nikki reads your report before the call

She walks you through what she sees

Connects the threads you may not have linked

Helps you decide what to do next

That is the whole offer. No upsell on this page. If a longer program fits your specific picture, Dr. Nikki will tell you on the Review Call.

If it does not, she will tell you that too.

THE MATH

What this would cost piecemeal.

To produce the equivalent picture through the conventional system, you would assemble:

WHAT IT REPLACES

TYPICAL COST

Holistic Health Consultation intake

$400 to $800

Environmental health consultant for home toxin assessment

$300 to $1,200

Nutrition assessment with mechanism-level analysis

$200 to $500

Trauma-informed somatic work, multiple sessions

$450 to $900

Conventional total. No integration.

$1,350 to $3,400

The TOX Total Toxic Load Assessment, fully integrated, with Review Call

$750

THE MATH

What this would cost piecemeal.

To produce the equivalent picture through the conventional system, you would assemble:

WHAT IT REPLACES AND THE TYPICAL COSTS

Functional medicine consultation with intake

$400 to $800

Environmental health consultant for home toxin assessment

$300 to $1,200

Nutrition assessment with mechanism-level analysis

$200 to $500

Trauma-informed somatic work, multiple sessions

$450 to $900

Conventional total. No integration.

$1,350 to $3,400

The TOX Total Toxic Load Assessment, fully integrated, with Review Call

$750

about the practitioners

Built by the practitioners who walked this path themselves.

Description

Dr. Nikki Siso

PhD, Holistic Health & Nutrition · Certified Holistic Health Practitioner

Harvard background. Master's in Sustainability. Twenty-five years of personal development and wellness study. Dr. Nikki built the TOX Assessment out of the same investigative method she has used in years of one-on-one client work. She designed it to scale her clinical eye, not to replace it. Every report is reviewed and validated by her before it lands in your inbox.

Description

Dr. Sara Siso

PhD, Holistic Health & Nutrition · Master Chef

Co-founder of Conscious Kitchen ATX and co-architect of the food and kitchen philosophy that informs every line of the TOX Food Pillar. Where Dr. Nikki investigates the body, Dr. Sara translates the findings into food that heals the body, awakens the senses, and tastes absolutely extraordinary.

about the practitioners

Built by the practitioners who walked this path themselves.

Description

Dr. Nikki Siso

PhD, Holistic Health & Nutrition · Certified Holistic Health Practitioner

Harvard background. Master's in Sustainability. Twenty-five years of personal development and wellness study. Dr. Nikki built the TOX Assessment out of the same investigative method she has used in years of one-on-one client work. She designed it to scale her clinical eye, not to replace it. Every report is reviewed and validated by her before it lands in your inbox.

Description

Dr. Sara Siso

PhD, Holistic Health & Nutrition · Master Chef

Co-founder of Conscious Kitchen ATX and co-architect of the food and kitchen philosophy that informs every line of the TOX Food Pillar. Where Dr. Nikki investigates the body, Dr. Sara translates the findings into food that heals the body, awakens the senses, and tastes absolutely extraordinary.

Before you decide

The questions everyone asks.

Why $750? What am I actually paying for?

You are paying for clinical depth that no automated tool produces, integrated across three domains nobody integrates together, with a one-on-one Review Call from the practitioner who designed the system. The same picture assembled piecemeal through conventional channels runs $1,350 to $3,400 and still does not include the integration.

How long does the assessment take?

Approximately one hour for the full investigation, plus your follow-up Review Call. You can pause and return t o your assessment at any point. Do it in one sitting or break it across two.

Is this medical advice?

No. Dr. Nikki Siso and Dr. Sara Siso hold doctorates in Holistic Health and Nutrition and are Certified Holistic Health Practitioners. They are not medical doctors and do not practice medicine. The TOX Assessment does not diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any condition. It identifies environmental, dietary, and emotional patterns that may be contributing to what your body is experiencing, for educational and wellness purposes. Always consult your physician before changing any medical care.

How is this different from other free AI health tools?

Free AI tools generate generic output from a generic prompt. The TOX Assessment runs your specific information through a clinical system Dr. Nikki built and trained over years of practice. Every report is reviewed and validated by her personally before it reaches you. The Review Call is a conversation with the practitioner herself, not a chatbot.

What happens after the assessment?

Your report arrives by email within a few days, along with the link to schedule your included Review Call with Dr. Nikki. On the call she walks you through what she sees, answers what the report could not, and helps you choose your next step.

Do I need bloodwork to do this?

No. Bloodwork enriches the picture if you have it. Without it, the symptom investigation across all four pillars still produces a thorough, integrated assessment.

Is the review call a Sales call?

No. It is included in the $750. Dr. Nikki uses the call to walk you through your report, answer what could not be answered in writing, and help you decide what to do with what was found. If a longer program fits your specific picture, she will say so. If it does not, she will tell you that too.

What if I'm not ready yet?

Email Dr. Nikki directly at [email protected] with whatever question is on your mind. She will tell you straight whether this assessment is what you need or whether something else is.

Your body has been talking to you for a while. The time has come to listen.

One hour. One conversation. A clear picture of what your body is actually needed, and a real path forward you have wanted for years.

The body has been signaling. It is time to listen carefully.

One hour. One investigation. One conversation with the practitioner who designed it. A clear picture of what your body is actually responding to, and the first real path forward you have had in years.

$750 · Includes report and one-on-one Review Call · Dr. Nikki validated

important disclaimers

Scope of Practice: Dr. Nikki is a Certified Holistic Health Practitioner. The TOX Assessment and Conscious Kitchen Method are educational programs designed to identify environmental toxins and their correlations with health symptoms. We do not diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent disease. We are not medical doctors and do not provide medical advice.


Individual Results: While many clients experience improvements in symptoms after identifying and removing environmental toxins, results vary by individual based on unique circumstances, toxic burden, compliance, and overall health status.


Medical Consultation: This program is not a substitute for medical care. Please consult with your licensed healthcare provider regarding any health concerns, before making changes to medications, or if you have serious medical conditions.

Educational Nature: All information provided is for educational purposes about environmental toxins and their potential correlations with health symptoms based on current research and clinical observation.

FIND US

West Lake Hills,
Austin, Texas

ADDRESS

3620 Bee Caves Road, Suite C
West Lake Hills, TX 78746

HOURS

Mon – Sat: 10am – 6pm

Sunday: Closed

3620 Bee Caves Road, Suite C
West Lake Hills, TX

Conscious Kitchen ATX

We read the labels so you don't have to. 100% dedicated organic, gluten-free, whole food plant-based kitchen in West Lake Hills.

MEDICAL DISCLAIMER Dr. Nikki Siso and Dr. Sara Siso are Certified Holistic Health Practitioners, not medical doctors. Information provided by Conscious Kitchen ATX, Conscious Kitchen Method, and all associated programs is for educational purposes only. Not intended as medical advice. Always consult your physician before making health changes. Full Disclaimer | Privacy Policy | Terms of Service

© 2026 Conscious Kitchen ATX. All Rights Reserved.

FIND US

West Lake Hills,

Austin, Texas

ADDRESS
3620 Bee Caves Road, Suite C
West Lake Hills, TX 78746
E

HOURS

Mon – Sat: 10am – 6pm

Sunday: Closed

3620 Bee Caves Road, Suite C
West Lake Hills, TX

Conscious Kitchen ATX

We read the labels so you don't have to. A 100% dedicated organic, gluten-free, whole food plant-based kitchen in West Lake Hills.

MEDICAL DISCLAIMER Dr. Nikki Siso and Dr. Sara Siso are Certified Holistic Health Practitioners, not medical doctors. Information provided by Conscious Kitchen ATX, Conscious Kitchen Method, and all associated programs is for educational purposes only. Not intended as medical advice. Always consult your physician before making health changes. Full Disclaimer | Privacy Policy | Terms of Service

© 2026 Conscious Kitchen ATX. All Rights Reserved.